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Jokes » LAUGH OUT UR SORROW1. Too Much Lies Can Make A Lady
Call Her Boyfriend, And Mistakenly
Tells Him. Baby Pls Send Me
Money, I Just Died.
2. "Give It To Me! Give It To Me!"
She Yelled , "I'm...
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Jokes » TIMOFE STOLE A GOATTimofe Stole A Goat, He Was
Arrested And Taken To Court.
JUDGE: Gentleman, Are You Guilty
Or Not Guilty?
Timofe: My Lord, I’m Not Guilty.
JUDGE: How Come You Were
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Jokes » TIMOFE LET ME INTimofe Shouts Behind A Locked
Door At About 1am : ”Let Me In!”
Wife: “Go Back To Where You Are
Comin From”.
Timofe:” Let Me In, Or I`ll Kill
Myself!”
Wife: “I...
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Jokes » TIMOFE AND THE FATHER IN LAWYoung Man, You Are Coming To
Seek My Daughter’s Hand In
Marriage And You Are Chewing
Gum ??
That’s A Sign Of Disrespect!
Timofe : Sir, I Only Chew Gum
When I Drink...
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Stories And Histories » EBUTE METTA - LAGOSRe:Who Named This Streets In EBUTE-METTA, Lagos*
As Someone Who Grew-up In Ebute-Metta And Studied The History Of The Areas, These Are My Explanations;
1) Ebute-Metta Was Part Of The *Awori...
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Stories And Histories » ORUNMILA~MAN OF WISDOM.'Òwe Ni Ifá ípa, òmòràn Ni ìmò ó'
Ifá Always Speaks In Parables; It Is A Wise Man Who Understands His Words.
Orunmila Was The Very First Ifa Diviner, The First Babalawo (father Of Mysteries...
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Stories And Histories » ÀJÀŃTÁLÁ: THE DEMON CHILDOnce Upon A Time A Woman Had A Baby Boy, And It Was A Very Lovely Child. But No Sooner Had The Child Been Born That He Began To Speak And To Complain.
‘Woe Is Me; So This Is What Life Is All About....
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Jokes » TIMOFE THE COMEDIAN LIED TO BE A MUSICIANI Was Strolling Around The Stadium , And I
Walk Passed This Girl Seating In One Corner
With Head Phone Covering Her Both Ears Singing John Legend's All Of Me With A Very
Melodious...
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Jokes » TIMOFE AND HIS MISTRESS (BACK HOME)Timofe Spent The Night With His Mistress And Comes Back In The Morning.
WIFE: Where Have You Been? Where Did You Sleep?
TIMOFE: At John's Place, He Lost His Sister.
WIFE: OK...you...
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Jokes » TIMOFE THE MAD MAN AND PILOTA Pilot Was Told To Transfer Mad People From Nigeria To U.S.A. He Agreed And Carried Them In His Plane. The Whole Plane Was So
Noisy.*
*Later One Of The Mad Men (timofe) Approached The Pilot...
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Jokes » TIMOFE AND JOHN GAMBLE DAYOne Day Timofe And John Were Watching T.V When The News
Came On, Showing A Man Standing On A Bridge About To Commit Suicide, Suddenly Timofe Said "I'll Bet N500 That The Guy Won't Jump Off",
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Jokes » TIMOFE HAS A PHARMACYTimofe Can't Find A Job So He Opens A Clinic And Puts A Sign Outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK
100k.
A Lawyer Thinks This Is A Great Opportunity To Earn 100k And Goes...
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Jokes » TIMOFE AND HIS WIFE AGREEMENTTimofe And His Wife Agreed That Whenever They Want To Have Fun
They Would Refer To It As “PHONE CALL” So That Their Kids Will Not
Understand.
One Day, Timofe Was Feeling Restless...
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Jokes » THIS HAPPENED TO TIMOFE FOR REALA Woman Walks Into Timofe's Shop Just Before Closing Time And Asks, Do You Have Any Chicken? Timofe Opens His Fridge, Takes
Out His Only Chicken Left And Puts It On The Weighing Scale. It Weighs...
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Jokes » TIMOFE CALLS INTO THE POLICE STATIONTimofe Calls Into The Police Station And Says, “My Wife Is
Missing.
The Officer Asks, “How Long Has She Been Gone?
Timofe: A Month.
Oficer: Why Did You Wait So Long To Report...
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Jokes » TIMOFE AND JOHNJOHN; Timofe Did You Receive My Message?
TIMOFE; Is It The One U Said I Should Borow You Some Money??
JOHN; Yes
TIMOFE; NO I Did Not Recieve It
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Jokes » TIMOFE WITH BLACK EYETimofe Walked Into Class With
Black Eye. The Teacher
Asked,"What Happened?"
Timofe Replied, "My House Is Very
Small. Me, My Mum And My Dad Sleep On The Same Bed.
Every
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