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EDUCATION 10 FUNNY QUOTES THAT WILL BRING SOME HUMOR TO YOUR DAY

10 FUNNY QUOTES THAT WILL BRING SOME HUMOR TO YOUR DAY

10 FUNNY QUOTES THAT WILL BRING SOME HUMOR TO YOUR DAY

1. As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I cant remember the other two. - Norman Wisdom

2. "People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
- Joan Rivers

3. I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with em later."- Mitch Hedberg

4. Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.- Lt. Frank Drebin

5. Accept who you are. Unless youre a serial killer. - Ellen DeGeneres

6. "When life shuts a door ... open it again. It's a door. That's how they work."

7. I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

8. When your mother asks, Do you want a piece of advice? it is a mere formality. It doesnt matter if you answer yes or no. Youre going to get it anyway. - Erma Bombeck

9. "Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday."

10. "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough."

Bonus #1
Haters are just confused admirers because they cant figure out the reason why everyone loves you. Jeffree Star

Bonus #2
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone elses can shorten it. Cullen Hightower

Keep smiling and keep shining!

Have a super powerful day!


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