Femi Fani-Kayode Replies Dr Yusuf Datti Ahmed
A LOVE LETTER TO DATI AHMED
"Yes I have "infant children". I love them deeply and I am very proud of them. Each of them is worth more than one hundred million of that bogus, classless, empty and 419 contraption that you call your University and I thank God for their lives.
Each of them, like their illustrious forefathers and siblings, will go to Cambridge, Durham or London University and not to the half-baked, neophyte, dubious, shady, primitive, low ranked, unlettered, unlearned, peasant institution and bawdy wh*re-house that you built, run and own and that you claim to be an institution of higher learning.
Finally unlike your brood of ill-br*d desert rats and inconsequential pigl*ts that you call yours, my children are human beings, each fearfully and wonderfully made.
Unlike yours they are not an uncontrollable infestation of Mauritanian w*rms and r*tten mag*ots or a bunch of ravenous wol*es and ign*rant, vagrant and sheep-shaggi*g goats!"
(FFK to Dati Ahmed, 4th December, 2022)
I had wanted to limit my response to you to the above words and tweet but given the fact that you are not gifted with much intelligence I decided to give you a little more of my time and add this brief note.
You accuse me of "sleeping with women" whilst you were "building your university" and whilst Perer Obi was "building his business" as if it is a crime to sleep with your wife.
You also accuse me of having what you described as "infant children" as if that were also a crime.
Finally you accuse me, along with Pastor Reno Omokri, Sen. Dino Melaye and Olorogun Festus Keyamo SAN (none of whom are in your Labour Party) of all indulging in "wife abuse" and all manner of things.
When did you decide to go so low Dati?
Is this the same man that was once so civilised, decent and gentle and that I considered to be my friend and brother?
Look at what politics and your association with the Obidients has done to you?
Consider how much your mind and manners have degenerated and the level to which you have sunk.
I waited for you to deny saying these things but you refused to do so.
Now I have no choice but to respond.
I really do wonder which hole you crawled out of?
Has it occurred to you that none of those whose names you mentioned are on the ballot and neither are our wives and children?
Is this really the game you want to play and if so can you stand the repercussions and consequences?
Do you have the stomach for such a fight?
Ordinarily I would have ignored you but for the sake of my children I will not do so.
I ask you: since when have people's family matters and private life been brought into the political fray and arena by politicians?
This is especially so of wives and children.
This is something that I personally never do and I frown on it but clearly you have misconstrued my silence for weakness.
That is the measure of how daft you are.
That is a testimony to the fact that you are as shallow as a Turkish door mat.
Should we not shield and protect our wives and children from politics and keep them out of the fray?
Has that not been the norm?
Even if we detest one another should we bring innocent children and women into it?
Should we feed on each others private lives?
You know very well that so much is hidden in yours.
Besides which what you do with your wife behind closed doors is best not mentioned or exposed here otherwise all hell wil break loose.
What you did to other ladies and girls in the past is even worse.
We really ought not to throw stones in glass houses or reveal each others secrets.
All this pettiness, vitriol and attacks on family's, women and children simply because I pointed out just how ignorant you are and proved it by citing your consistent factual blunders, particularly about the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher, who you were stupid enough to claim led the UK in the 50's, was a member of the Labour Party and was a supporter of the Trade Unions.
Not even my 7 year old son could make such a blunder and frankly it was a disgrace and embarrassment to us all that a man of your age who aspires to be Vice President of our country knows nothing about world politics, world history or the politics of our former colonial masters.
My advise to you is that it is better to remain silent on national and international issues that you know nothing about rather than prove, confirm and advertise your stupidity by speaking nonsense.
You may own an institution of higher learning which you insist on calling a University, even though in my view and by my standard it is not fit to be called one, but clearly you have no brain in your head.
Worse of all a few years ago whilst on the Senate floor you called for the ex*cution of all gay men and women and members of the LGBQ community which proves your barba*ic nature, your prim*tive disposition, your ev*l and fas*istic tendencies and your intolerance and insensitivity to the yearnings and s*xual orientation of others.
Many of us may not endorse, encourage or support hom*sexuality and s*domy but we certainly do not believe that gays should be kil*ed simply for their sex*al preferences because it is a matter of choice.
To suggest that gays should be ly*ched, but*hered and mu*dered in the streets is nothing but wick*dness and such thoughts can only emanate from a tw*sted mind and a da*k, callo*s heart which belongs to the 6th century and which has no business vying for power in our country.
On your allegation against me of "sleeping with women" let me respond by saying that you know nothing about my private life and if you did you would be surprised about the level of discipline, restraint and decency that I exercise in such matters due to my Christian faith which I happen to take very seriously.
Unlike many I am not one of those that gives himself over to bouts of deb*uchery and wild sex*ual escapades and I prefer to live a relatively fasted life.
Yet even if I do like women it is better to do so than to sle*p with g*ats, c*ws and d*gs like some that you know and that are close to you have cultivated a habit of doing.
I have had the honor and privilege of having been ssociated with the most beautiful and most intelligent women over the last 62 years of my life and I consider it to be a gift from God.
No crime in that either and I am truly sorry that you were stuck with the ug*y vult*res and low unintelligent creat*res that you call your women and that you have had to manage throughout your life.
This explains your frustration and your fixation and obsession about other people's children, women and wives.
In this respect I guess my luck was good and yours was bad.
Now let us look at your boastful claims.
You say you were a Senator whilst I was "sl*eping with women" yet you forgot to say that you were one with a stolen mandate who was eventually unceremoniously thrown out of the Senate by the courts and properly trounced by Senator Ahmed Makarfi whose mandate you attempted to steal.
You say you built a so-called University whilst I was "sl*eping with women" but you forgot to mention that it was built with funds that were questionable, that the way in which you acquired the land on which you built it was dubi*us and sha*y and that by world standards the place you call your University is no better than a glorified and well equipped cow shed.
You spoke about your partner Obi building up his business and being a Governor whilst I was "sl*eping with women" but you forgot to mention that he stands accused of running dr*gs in Malaysia, giving orders to ki*l people and dumping them in Oji River when he was Governor, causing the painful, horrific and frightful d*ath of his own father as a consequence of unspeakable and unmentionable practices and dealings and having secret offshore bank accounts with st*len money in sh*dy places like Panama.
You said myself, Reno Omokri, Festus Keyamo and Dino Melaye, all men that, though we may not agree on everything or support the same candidate, are far more cerebral, formidable and intelligent than you, were "wife be*ters" but you forgot to mention the fact that you are an unst*ble and ag*ressive husband with a v*le temper and serious anger management issues.
You also forgot to mention what you subjected your first wife, the daughter of a prominent, highly respected and well known Army General from Gusau in Zamfara state to, how you b*at her mercil*ssly and how she suffered.
You have subjected your present wife, the daughter of a respected and much loved Second Republic Minister and politician from Kano, to precisely the same treatment.
If anyone is the wife-b*ater surely it is you.
I don't take prisoners when it comes to debate and public commentry.
I advise you not to provoke me any further.
I wish you and yours well.