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LATE NIGHT Vibes

1" It's not about having a pretty face. The question is "does it match with the colour of ur legs?

2" Stop crushing on people's boyfriend ,tell ur boyfriend to dress well ,eat balance diet
and avoid weed

3" Why is it that they don't use boys for ritual or is it that boys No dey Vomit Beta Money

4" Bag of rice is now 30k and you are busy doing smile challenge. Why exactly are you smiling for?

5" Dangote - 7 letters.
Otedola - 7 letters
Adenuga - 7 letters. Innoson - 7 letters
Abeg, what's that your name again?

6" Calling a fat girl Angel is wickedness.
Can she fly?
please call her Rock of ages

7" U asked for 2k, I no get. U went to your status and uploaded "Life is a Circle" even if life na Trapezium. I still no get.

8" Teacher: Text book is 1,500
Satan: Tell ur parents its 3,000
Me: Daddy our text book is 15,000 naira
Satan: Jesus!!

9" I pity men that argue with women.
How can you be arguing with someone wey water never touch her head for a month now?

10" Teacher: Give me an example of a business failure due to careless management??
Student: A prostitute getting pregnant.
Teacher: Leave my class!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11" The reason why people don't chat you again is because you always need sub
I won't call names oo. Just saying

12" Guys if ur girlfriend is beautiful without makeup , u need to b paying her salary for natural beauty.... E no easy.. ladies is d volume ok?

13" No matter how scarcity of fuel
There must still be Traffic..

14" When you are in a hurry to the kill cockroach in your room,how many times do you miss hitting it?

15" Big Brother is a Billionaire.
Laycon is a millionaire.
You that voted. What is that your account balance again

16" A date is a meeting between two people who wish to know each other, not an avenue for you to order food you've never eat before

17" My sister no man is perfect just choose your Demon nd keep pouring anointing oil on him

18" Once You Lodge For Hotel, Video Call go Dey Hungry You

19" Anytime I bring food or snacks home, my siblings we be looking at me as if we are related

20" How can a native doctor tell me to bring 20k
In order to tell me who stole my bath room slippers

21" *Calling him 'Bro' when you know he's in love with you is another level of wickedness*

22" Some girls think sleeping with successful men will make them successful, my sister success is not sexually transmitted Disease

23" Clam down, Heart Break go reach everybody.... I just received mine....

24" Guys without beards where do you touch when you're thinking like a man...

25" Ladies u are dating 6 guyz and u are mocking a prostitute, my sister it's the same company, just that u are in private sector & she is in public sector.......

26" Stop taking pictures in peoples car and peoples gate. Your village people will kill you for nothing thinking you have made it.

27" *You are dating a married man and you are upset cuz he saved your name with engine oil my sister are you not a service station,

28" Date a girl you can afford, instead of making noise women love money
Do you like poverty?

29" *Some guys will be shouting I can't marry a woman that can't cook....my guy do you even have money for foodstuffs*

30" *Sister keep clubing and smoking Weed with him, 0ne day he will use you as a testimony on his wedding day*
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