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THE FEMALE AND MALE YAM JOKEMe: Madam Yam How Much
Madam: Take The Two Ten Thousand
Me: Ah! Madam That's Too Much Nah
Madam: How Much You Wan Pay
Me: Give Me The Two For 3000
Madam: Bring Money
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WHY AFRICAN COUPLES ARE NOT ROMANTICMany Marriages Are Just For Sleeping And Waking Up, Raising Kids And Ageing Together Till Death Comes.
* Many Couples Hardly Kiss And They Only Hug Each Other When They Receive Good News.
* The Husband Only Puts Food In His...
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LATE NIGHT VIBESLATE NIGHT Vibes
1" It's Not About Having A Pretty Face. The Question Is "does It Match With The Colour Of Ur Legs?
2" Stop Crushing On People's Boyfriend ,tell Ur Boyfriend To Dress Well ,eat Balance Diet
And Avoid...
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MY FATHER INTERVIEW AT A BEER COMPANYA Beer Company Was Hiring A Taster, Someone To Taste The Beers Before They Are Taken For Selling. So They Placed Adverts And One Afternoon, My Father Walked Into The Manager's Office Asking To Be Employed.
The Manager Tried To Figure Out...
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FOOTBALL RULES OF OUR CHILDHOODFootball Rules Of Our Childhood
1-the F.at Is Always The Keeper
2-the Game Ends Only If All Players Are Tired (EXCEPT RULE 6)
3-no Matter The Score, The Team That Scores The Last Goal Wins The Game
4-there...
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LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS JOKESLet's Laugh Away Our Stress.
5 Ants + 5 Ants = Tenants.
Bringing Ant From Another Country Into Your Country = Important.
Ant Wey Go School - Brilliant.
Ant Wey Find Job Na Applicant.
Ant Wey Dey Spy Na Informant.
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Author: adex3g 9 months
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I'M TIRED OF NAIJA MOVIES.. IMAGINE WHENI'M TIRED OF NAIJA MOVIES..
IMAGINE WHEN...
1. Chief Is Inside The Car With The Glasses Wined Up, Armed Robbers Attack And Shoots At Chief, The Bullet Won't Break The Glass But
Will Kill Chief Inside The Car.How Come??
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Author: adex3g 10 months
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DURING A ROBBERY IN AMERICADuring A Robbery In America, The Bank Robber Shouted To Everyone In The Bank: "Don't Move. The Money Belongs To The State. Your Life Belongs To You."
Everyone In The Bank Laid Down Quietly. This Is Called "Mind Changing Concept Changing...
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JUST KEEP ON SMÍLINGJUST KEEP ON SMÍLING
1) Dáting An Únéducated Gírl Is So Níce, Infact So Rómantic, Not Until You Wánts To Sléep At Níght And She Texts You "Rést In Peáce"!; My Bróther, If You Still Sléep That Níght, You Gét Coúrage
2) Relátionship...
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adex3g 11 months
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THE SEVEN-FOLD YOKE AND THE CABAL THAT OWNS NIGERIA*THE SEVEN-FOLD YOKE AND THE CABAL THAT OWNS NIGERIA*
Permit Me To Share A Scholarly, Revealing And I Daresay Disturbing Intervention Which Was Sent To Me By A Friend. The Author Wishes To Remain Anonymous.
He Wrote As Follows:
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Author: adex3g 11 months
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EVENING JOKES. LAUGH AND RELAX.Evening Jokes. Laugh And Relax.
1: If Men Were Given Soil To Create Their Woman , Some Will Finish The Soil By Moulding Nyansh And Breast And Forget The Head
2: Those Who Are Used To Fake Life Can Never Like A Real Person....
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adex3g 1 year
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TODAY IN HISTORY. (FOR JOKE)TODAY IN HISTORY.
(For Joke)
A Drinking Competition Was Scheduled Between Two Communities In Abia State, The Communities Are Igbere And Ngwa, Following Their Decision To Hold A Friendly-drinking-competition.
One Week...
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adex3g 1 year
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WHAT DOES YOUR BIRTH MONTH SAY ABOUT YOU?WHAT DOES YOUR BIRTH MONTH SAY ABOUT YOU?
1. JANUARY
Ambitious And Powerful. Born Leader. Stubborn Nature. You Always Stand Out In The Crowd. You Love To Live The Good Life. Romantic At Heart. Deep Thinker. Loyal To Friends. Ever...
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DEBATE ON DEFINITION OF "CORRUPTION"Imagine To Two Debaters Are Arguing On The Definition "corruption". Read It Below;
(Rena): Defined Corruption As The "misuse Of Public Power To Private For Profit Gain".
WHILE
(AVS): Defined Corruption As The Process By Which "ladies"...
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OYA LAUGH WITH DAGBORUMen Are Born Between The Legs Of Women And Spend All
Their Life Trying To Get Back Between Them.
Why? Because There's No Place Like Home.
2. A Pastor's Toddler Will Play With His Dad's Phone And Post 'qkskfgse Uihciojhfkxwvz'...
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DURING A ROBBERY IN ZIMBABWEDuring A Robbery In Zimbabwe, The Bank Robber Shouted To Everyone In The Bank: "Don't Move. The Money Belongs To The State. Your Life Belongs To You."
Everyone In The Bank Laid Down Quietly. This Is Called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing...
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adex3g 2 years
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TEENAGER WHEN A BOY OR GIRL TOASTS YOUWhat U Should Think Or Ask Yourself As A Teenager When A Boy Or Girl Toasts U!
(Speaking 2 Yourself) - Wow, A Guy Asked Me Out, He Said He Likes Me And He Wants To Date Me.Its Really Surprising.
The Question Is - Have I Reached The...
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adex3g 2 years
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TIMOFE TELLING HIS WIFE LOVETH A STORYTimofe: Baby, I'm Gonna Tell You A Story With 4 Parts. Remember That, 4 Parts!
Loveth: "Alright Love..."
Timofe : "Okay, I'm Gonna Start With Part 1. There Was A Husband And A Wife, They Were Driving To A Campsite When They Came Upon A Split...
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adex3g 2 years
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TIMOFE AND THE TALKING FROGTimofe Is 86 Years Old And Loves To Fish. He Was Sitting In His Boat
The Other Day When He Heard A Voice Say, "Pick Me Up."
He Looked Around And Couldn't See Any One. He Thought He Was
Dreaming When He Heard The Voice Say Again, "Pick...
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adex3g 2 years
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FUNNIEST JOKES FOR YOUFUNNIEST JOKES FOR YOU
1. Till Today, I Have Always
Wondered What Bride & Groom
Always Whisper To Each Other On
Their Wedding Day. Anyway... I
Go Marry Soon Make I See Wetin
I Go Whisper To Am
2. I Bought...
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adex3g 2 years
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DIFFERENT TYPE OF PEOPLE IN THE KITCHENDIFFERENT TYPE OF PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN
1. THE TASTERS: Just 16 Slice Of Plantain That These Ones Are Frying, They Have Already Eaten 10 From Tasting.
2.THE RUNNERS: These Ones Are Major Enemies Of Hot Oil. They Can't Stand And Put...
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adex3g 2 years
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MAKE WE LAUGH SMALLMAKE WE LAUGH SMALL
1. I Visited My Wicked Teacher And He Asked Me To Polish His Shoes. I Went To The Living Room And Found His Two Daughters
Sitting And Relaxing. I Told Them Their Dad Wanted Me To Have Sex With Them. They...
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adex3g 2 years
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RELAX AND LAUGHRELAX AND LAUGH
1)... I Want A Wife Who Is A Stammerer So Before She Could
Finish Saying "Baby I Need Money" I Am Already At The Office.
2)..People Will See Their Ex Classmates Pregnant And Say Ahh!!! This Girl...
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adex3g 2 years
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JOKES HIT LAUGHJOKES HIT LAUGH
1. Aunty, Your Boyfriend Beats You On A Daily Basis And You Go On Facebook, Upload His Picture And Caption It "Baby You Bring Out The Best In Me"... My Sister, Are You An Ogene Drum?
Just Leave Me Lemme
Say...
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adex3g 2 years
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GET THE VIBES1. So You Keep Bragging Like "I HAVE A DEGREE, I CAN'T DO SUCH JOB"
My Friend Keep Quiet!
A Thermometer Has 10 Degrees And It Works Under The Armpit. I Repeat, Under The Armpit!!
2. Apart From Me Who Else Used To Pretend To...
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adex3g 2 years
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JOKE FOR THE WISE1. Go School You Say School Na Scam, Now Client Dey Ask You What's Your Favourite Dish, U Say Gotv
2. Who Is Emeka John? .
Am Eating Suya With Your Jamb Slip. You Scored 48 Olodo
3. How Much Is DNA TEST ??
My Son Is Behaving...
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adex3g 2 years
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LAUGH FROM WITHIN1. STINGY:- Is When Someone Asks You For Salt And You Said Your Mom Counted It
2. CONFUSION:- Is When You Steal Meat From Your Mother's Pot And You Forget Whether The Spoon
Was Placed Upwards Or Downwards
3. SHOCK:-...
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adex3g 2 years
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LAUGH OUT UR SORROW1. Too Much Lies Can Make A Lady
Call Her Boyfriend, And Mistakenly
Tells Him. Baby Pls Send Me
Money, I Just Died.
2. "Give It To Me! Give It To Me!"
She Yelled , "I'm So Wet , Give It To
Me Now
!" She...
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adex3g 2 years
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TIMOFE STOLE A GOATTimofe Stole A Goat, He Was
Arrested And Taken To Court.
JUDGE: Gentleman, Are You Guilty
Or Not Guilty?
Timofe: My Lord, I’m Not Guilty.
JUDGE: How Come You Were
Arrested And Brought Before The
Court For...
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TIMOFE LET ME INTimofe Shouts Behind A Locked
Door At About 1am : ”Let Me In!”
Wife: “Go Back To Where You Are
Comin From”.
Timofe:” Let Me In, Or I`ll Kill
Myself!”
Wife: “I Don`t Care!”
Timofe Goes To A Lake And Throws
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Author: adex3g 2 years
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TIMOFE AND THE FATHER IN LAWYoung Man, You Are Coming To
Seek My Daughter’s Hand In
Marriage And You Are Chewing
Gum ??
That’s A Sign Of Disrespect!
Timofe : Sir, I Only Chew Gum
When I Drink Or Smoke.
Father-In-Law: You Mean You
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TIMOFE THE COMEDIAN LIED TO BE A MUSICIANI Was Strolling Around The Stadium , And I
Walk Passed This Girl Seating In One Corner
With Head Phone Covering Her Both Ears Singing John Legend's All Of Me With A Very
Melodious Voice.
She Is Doing Very Well, Running The
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Author: adex3g 2 years
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TIMOFE AND HIS MISTRESS (BACK HOME)Timofe Spent The Night With His Mistress And Comes Back In The Morning.
WIFE: Where Have You Been? Where Did You Sleep?
TIMOFE: At John's Place, He Lost His Sister.
WIFE: OK...you Can Eat Your Food,
I'm Going To The Bathroom....
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adex3g 2 years
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