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Jokes TIMOFE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND NETWORK PROBLEM

GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.
TIMOFE: Good morning darling. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Why don't you want to reply my message, don't you
have my time?
TIMOFE: I have tried to reply but the network is poor! (sending
failed)
GIRLFRIEND: if you don't love me; ignore my message, if you really love me; reply me.
TIMOFE: I Love You. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Do you love me???
TIMOFE: I Love You Baby. (sending
failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Never speak to me again!
TIMOFE: I Love You Sweetie (sending failed).
GIRLFRIEND: Do you want to end our relationship?
TIMOFE: I'm fed up of this shit!!! (message sent).


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